Posted at 9:01am on July 25th - 15 NOTES
One time I was watching a pair of heterosexual beings doing their heterosexual thing, and being the curious scamp that I was I asked how heterosexual people flirt. As I hadn’t came out to being a male, I was still considered a lesbian. So, he asked me how homosexual people flirted, thinking he was all slick with his words. However, and a little to quickly, I replied that we simply wiggle our eyebrows and all the ladies came swooning.