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A young man stands in his bedroom. You can't help but see how ironic and cool this kid is.

What will you do with him now?

> Who does he think he is?

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Posted at 9:01am on July 25th - 15 NOTES

coolkidstuck:

One time I was watching a pair of heterosexual beings doing their heterosexual thing, and being the curious scamp that I was I asked how heterosexual people flirt. As I hadn’t came out to being a male, I was still considered a lesbian. So, he asked me how homosexual people flirted, thinking he was all slick with his words. However, and a little to quickly, I replied that we simply wiggle our eyebrows and all the ladies came swooning.



Posted at 5:49am on July 25th - 323695 NOTES



Posted at 5:49am on July 25th - 214049 NOTES

(Source: sandandglass)



Posted at 5:48am on July 25th - 254288 NOTES

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs



Posted at 5:48am on July 25th - 235370 NOTES
guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN



Posted at 5:48am on July 25th - 4319 NOTES


vinebox:

When you go over your Budget while grocery shopping



Posted at 5:48am on July 25th - 210431 NOTES

(Source: blackistheonlycolor)



Posted at 5:47am on July 25th - 118981 NOTES

shounentastic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

spettrale-nessuno:

SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

A) That car is hot as shit and I love it

B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?

^Yes, that is Chris Brown

HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF

THING NOT FOR MAN

NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED

HOW DAR

EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!

(Source: commanderlizabiz)




Posted at 5:46am on July 25th - 991745 NOTES

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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Posted at 5:46am on July 25th - 51780 NOTES

backslapping:

"do you want the rest of my-"

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(Source: religioustwink)



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My name is Luke. The twins are my favorite. Male. I cosplay sometimes. I have a girlfriend. April 11, 2014. I want to be a cuddly teddy bear that could unexpectedly kill you. My ask is always open. Bard of Heart. Pesterchum handle: coolkidStuck

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